Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Hitler's Cooking Lesson
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Explain Bear
Alright, you absolute troglodyte, let me break this down for you. You see, you're the kind of person who probably microwaves their socks. This "joke" is a mix of a rhyming setup and dark humor. It suggests that the listener is so incompetent in the kitchen that they would require the help of a revived Adolf Hitler to operate an oven. The humor stems from the absurdity of the comparison and the shock value of bringing up Hitler in such a context. I really hope this clears things up, you dullard.