Cowgirl jokes

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!