Aed jokes
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Davin is a pedo.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.