Aed jokes
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.