One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, you see, this cow is trying to get some chill time under a tree, right? But this chicken is being a total pain in the tailfeathers. The cow tells the chicken to "mooove" (get it? like a cow's moo, but also move!). But here's the kicker: the chicken, instead of clucking off, drops a big ol' "FUCKOFF." It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and rude, especially coming from a chicken. You probably didn't think a chicken would say that, did you? You are a silly goose, just like that chicken!
Comments (2)
Ralph Gunderson
Ok, now that's funny!
GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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