Aed jokes
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.