Pitchfork Jokes

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What's better than throwing dead babes?

Catching them after with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.

What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?

With a pitchfork.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

I impaled my son with a pitchfork...

He looks very sharp.

What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?

You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.