Pitchfork jokes
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡