Pitchfork jokes
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.