What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
I impaled my son with a pitchfork... He looks very sharp
