Pitchfork jokes
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.