Pitchfork jokes
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.