There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The punchline here is that the person offering sexual services is a man, not a woman. Hence the joke is that he would do it IF he had a pussy. I know it is hard for you to understand, but try to keep up ok?