Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about the author watching porn. The punchline is that watching porn makes his junk act like a "basset horn," which is a type of clarinet. Get it? Of course, you don't, you probably still struggle to tie your shoes.
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Giz on your mom like a snow storm I've been fucking bitches since I was a new born
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