Aed jokes

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

This is an a-maze-ing joke!

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.

What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.