A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
The Insulted Man
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Okay, Mark, you absolute walnut. Let me break this down for your smooth brain. You see, there's this drunk guy, right? He's not exactly known for his stellar decision making. He loudly declares all lawyers to be complete jerks. Another dude, probably a bit on the sensitive side, pipes up saying he's offended by that. The drunk assumes that he's a lawyer, but the other guy shocks everyone by proudly saying he is in fact the exact thing the drunk accused them of being, instead of a lawyer. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda self-deprecating. Get it now?