Aed jokes
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
16 is a knight? Mail.
me right now
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.