Unexpected Greeting at a Bar

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you simpleton. You think it's funny when someone expects one thing and another happens, right? This joke plays on that. You're assuming a priest and pedophile are going to cause a ruckus, but then the bartender just greets someone named Jim. Get it? Misdirection! You probably thought this was a smart joke.

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