Microtransaction jokes

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

What's the best card in Clash Royale?

The Credit Card.

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97.