Microtransaction jokes

Midget

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

Mental Illness

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

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    • Red Dot

    I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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    • Friend

    When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

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    • Wrist

    I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.