Fat Girl jokes

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

I am a fat girl.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.