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Absurd Riddles and a Flying Brick

    • Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

    Teacher: 502.

    Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

    Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

    Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

    Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

    Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door

    Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

    Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

    Teacher: let me guess the lion?

    Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

    Teacher: WOW!

    Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

    Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

    Student: The gators are at the party.

    Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

    Teacher: She drowned?!

    Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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    • Explanation

    • This is a series of related riddles where the student provides increasingly absurd answers. It culminates in a morbid twist where Sally dies from a random brick, connecting back to the first riddle. The humor comes from the unexpected and illogical answers.

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    • Comments (40)

    • i like that it does a full cycle

    the best one I've read all day by far at least on this website

    Sally was mourned, why? the B-Day party was actually a funeral!

    Unfortunately, part of this joke was stolen by BRIGHT SIDE and put into a riddle video.

    Why is that me though?

    The party was absolutely banging though. We never did see giraffe again...

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

    Peenis peenis peenis peenis

    Don’t get it!!😑

    ccc

    This is awesome

    And I love it you should make more

    Ngl I agree that BRIGHT SIDE is full of lies.

    What the heck

    LMAOOOOOO IVE HEARD THIS BUT I NEVER SAW THE FULL ONE!!

    😈😈🤬🤬

    Penis titties niga ass fart

    im a senior and i told my VERY strict teacher this and he gave me detention for a week 😂

    I would like it more if the joke had Chickens in it :(.

    The chickens are at the party broski @Chickeneater 69

    This is a like Davidson joke u fricken stealer

    Now this is a pice of joke art

    lmfaoaoaoaoao 🤣

    Spectacular Scoter

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