Aed jokes

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It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."

Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah) And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself. I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped. Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl. Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.

Well, good for you, I guess you're gettin' everything you want (ah). You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off (ah). It's like we never even happened. Baby, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha) And good for you, it's like you never even met me. Remember when you swore to God I was the only Person who ever got you? Well, screw that and screw you. You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do. Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.

Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Maybe I'm too emotional But your apathy's like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Maybe I'm too emotional Your apathy is like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. Like a damn sociopath. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.

Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily.

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

How do u catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

Why did the orphan start crying?

Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.