Aed jokes

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

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How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog!

What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.