Aed jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?