Aed jokes
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.