Aed jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
every time i see a girl on discord!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.