Aed jokes
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.