Aed jokes
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.