Madeline McCann jokes

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Madeline Mcannot find her.