Madeline McCann jokes
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.