Madeline McCann jokes

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Madeline Mcannot find her.

R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."