Madeline McCann jokes

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Madeline Mcannot find her.