Madeline McCann jokes
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.