Aed jokes

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.