Aed jokes
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"