Aed jokes
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.