This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude orders water at a pizza place, right? Already weird. Then his girl messes up big time by ordering pineapple pizza. That's a crime against pizza, ya know? So, he dumps her, and even the pizza guy kicks her out. Moral of the story: don't ruin good pizza, especially if you have the culinary taste of a 3 year old.