Aed jokes
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.