Aed jokes
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.