Easter Service Dress Code

One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.

His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.

The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”

“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude at church thought he was doing a solid by pulling a lady's dress out of her butt crack. She wasn't thrilled and punched him. Then, because this dude is dumber than a bag of hammers, he shoves it back up there, earning himself another punch. Get it? You probably don't since your IQ is lower than my hibernation temperature.

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