Petting Zoo jokes

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.

So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"

The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"

The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."