Petting Zoo jokes

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

One man's pet is another man's dinner.