Petting Zoo jokes

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.