Petting Zoo jokes

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.