Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call Daddy!
Kylie
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale