Chicken's Favorite Day

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is based on a pun, which is like when words sound the same but mean different things. "Fri-day" sounds like "Friday", and chickens probably enjoy Friday because it's the end of the week, just like you enjoy not having to think too hard. Speaking of which, did you know bears sleep up to 7 months in the winter? It would probably do you some good to take a long nap too.