What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is funny because it leads you to think about something innocent like a candy cane or a spinning top. Then BAM! It hits you with the image of a baby getting chopped up in a blender. Why is it funny? Because you are a horrible person!
Amelia๐
that's actually so funny ๐๐