Aed jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.