Aed jokes
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It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."