Lmao

Lmao Jokes

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Memes

Bug

Me when I see a bug flying my way " Omg what is that " lmao

A woman looks surprised and disgusted with her mouth open and two white sticks held in front of her.

Child Support

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Worm

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Mama

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Disorder

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Comment

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Tomato

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

Twin Towers

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)