Lmao jokes
lmao why do people think they can fly?
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Fennec users lmao.