Lmao jokes

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Q: What does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Fennec users lmao.

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

My cock, lmao.

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!