Jet jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA