Jet jokes
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.