Did anyone JET my joke. It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant trough.
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
9/11 people say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
