Jet

Jet Jokes

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

9/11

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Head

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

Missile

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

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  • New York City

    Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

    Tower

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

    Escort

    What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

    An escort.

    Bomber

    What did the bomber say to the jet?

    "Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

    *WAIT NO-*

    Teacher

    A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

    Mum

    Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.