What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Sophie Brussaux's Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Sophie Brussaux had a baby with Drake (the rapper, not the duck). The joke implies that the baby is getting covered in Drake's sperm every week. Do I need to spell it out more? Also, since you're reading this, you must be really dumb.
Anonymous
she didnt even do hardcore dude…