What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don't know I have both
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
Is a pile of balls
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: "yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that A. Feminism Is just a pile of dumb shit
B. That Men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, โwhat ever you wish for comes true once you slide downโ. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, โWeeeeeeeeโ!
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles๐ ๐
What is the whole pile of poops mean?
Whole pile of shits
Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
