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Anonymous

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

Baby

He must never know

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.

Puns

Anonymous123

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

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Crispymyke

What’s the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??

I don’t have a Porsche in my garage

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

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HOOKER

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Baby

Dead baby Pile

What’s worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it’s way out

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F... this shit i'm out

What’s the difference between a lambo and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have a lambo in my garage.

Legs

Vinman

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

Wife

Anonymous

How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

Wife

Amos: braxcreel14

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

Baby

Told by...

Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that’s the worst? He comes back for seconds.

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Savage boi 123

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don’t keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

Baby

Joyboy

What’s worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that’s still alive. What’s worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What’s even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

Die

Anonymous

Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.

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Death

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby’s and a red Ferrari? I don’t have the Ferrari.

Nut

CCMS Smith, i.d.10t

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don’t have a car in my garage.

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Zletro

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche

I don’t have a Porsche in garage

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HAJley

What’s the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn’t exist

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