Dog at the Vet

A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"

"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."

"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"

"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."

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Alright, listen up, dummy! So, this dog humps its owner because she's naked and lookin' fine. The other dog assumes he's at the vet to get his balls chopped off as punishment. But surprise, surprise! He's just there for a pedicure. Get it? You wouldn't, cause you're dumb!

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