Aed jokes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?