Birds on a Fence

Alright, listen up, you dense cabbage! So, there are four birds chilling on a fence. Bam! One gets shot. Now, you'd think there'd be three left, right? Wrong! Birds ain't sticking around for a funeral, especially when there's gunfire. They're outta there! Zero birds left. It's called the "fight or flight" response, something you probably don't know anything about since you spend all day googling for "funny jokes".