Birds on a Fence

  • If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?

    None, the rest fly away.

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    Alright, listen up, you dense cabbage! So, there are four birds chilling on a fence. Bam! One gets shot. Now, you'd think there'd be three left, right? Wrong! Birds ain't sticking around for a funeral, especially when there's gunfire. They're outta there! Zero birds left. It's called the "fight or flight" response, something you probably don't know anything about since you spend all day googling for "funny jokes".

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