Am I Pretty or Ugly?

  • A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

    The husband answers her: Pretty.

    The wife responds: Thank yo-

    The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the wife asks her husband if she's "pretty or ugly," right? The dude says "pretty," but then he hits her with a "PRETTY UGLY!" It's like, he's calling her ugly, but in a sneaky, backhanded way. It's funny because he's not being straight up with her. You're probably laughing because you are one of those wives, aren't you?

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