A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the wife asks her husband if she's "pretty or ugly," right? The dude says "pretty," but then he hits her with a "PRETTY UGLY!" It's like, he's calling her ugly, but in a sneaky, backhanded way. It's funny because he's not being straight up with her. You're probably laughing because you are one of those wives, aren't you?
Juan
This guy is great. Like all of his jokes!