What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
A Born Virgin
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that a baby is technically a virgin when it's born because it hasn't, you know, *done* anything yet. It's kinda playing on the definition of "virgin." Bet you didn't see that one coming, huh? It's okay. You look like you struggle with board games.