Logan Paul jokes
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Logan Paul Vlogs
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Logan Paul.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.