Baby Cry Solution

This is a dark and inappropriate joke playing on the double meaning of 'lube.' The setup question implies a comforting action for a crying baby, but the punchline instead suggests a crude, sexual act.

• Lube
• Baby
• Dead
• Cry
• Diaper
• Childcare

• How do you stop a baby from crying? You drown it.
• Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex? - No more tears.
• What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
• Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.