Baby

Gray

What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.

2

Means

Anonymous

Incest. When “slow down and apply more lube bro” REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.

Baby

Anonymous

What do you do when a baby starts to cry. You use more lube

Baby

Anonymous

Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?

No more tears.

4

Face

God

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries…because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Hand

Anonymous

2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "

Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down…