What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.
Incest. When “slow down and apply more lube bro” REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry. You use more lube
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries…because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "
Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down…