What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Incest. When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "
Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
