Bald Eagle jokes
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
U geiy haha lol.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What time eeeeeee?
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Bald Eagle.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
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