Bald Eagle Jokes

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Bald Eagle

why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!

What time eeeeeee

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

I love having fun

U geiy haha lol

why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD