Bald Eagle jokes
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
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What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Bald Eagle.
What time eeeeeee?
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
I love having fun.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
U geiy haha lol.
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‘Merica
