Bald Eagle

Bald Eagle Jokes

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Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

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    They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

    Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?

    Eagle

    How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

    Because they both have eyes.

    Eagle

    Why is the bald eagle bald?

    Because it has no hair.

    It has feathers. LOL.

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    Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD