Accident jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
I killed a man in '94.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Your family in a nutshell.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.